第 54 节
作者:曾氏六合网      更新:2022-08-21 16:41      字数:7267
  height and rolling vigorously in innumerable directions; two or three
  bangs of doors; and the peculiar patter of rather large and flat feet;
  unaccustomed to any rapid exercise; moving over boards; oilcloth and
  carpet。 Then the swing door sang; and the Prophet; opening his eyes;
  perceived Madame Malkiel moving forward with considerable vivacity; and
  screaming as she moved; her bonnet depending down her back and the
  rabbit…skins flowing from her ample shoulders。 Immediately behind her
  ran her spouse; holding in one hand a silver pepper castor; and in the
  other a small and very beautifully finished bronze teapot of the
  William of Orange period。 The worthy couple fleeted by; and the Prophet
  turned his expressionless eyes towards the swing door expecting
  immediately to perceive Sir Tiglath Butt in valiant pursuit。 As no such
  figure presented itself; and as the Malkiels were now beginning to
  mount the stairs with continually increasing velocity; the Prophet
  slowly uncrossed his legs; and was thinking of getting upon his feet
  when there came a loud knock upon the hall door。
  〃Gustavus!〃 said the Prophet; glancing round。
  He perceived the footman lying in a dead faint near the umbrella stand。
  〃Oh!〃 he said; speaking to himself aloud。 〃Oh! Then I must go myself。〃
  Acting upon his conception of his duty; he accordingly walked to the
  front door; opened it; and found the policeman outside supporting the
  senseless form of Sir Tiglath Butt in one hand and holding a broken
  truncheon in the other。
  〃Well?〃 said the Prophet; calmly。 〃Well?〃
  〃I knocked him down as he was making a bolt;〃 said the policeman。
  The Prophet found himself wondering why so industrious and even useful
  an occupation should be interfered with in such a manner。 However; he
  only replied;
  〃Indeed!〃
  〃Ah;〃 said the policeman; stepping into the hall and laying the
  astronomer out across a chair; 〃what's up?〃
  〃They are both up;〃 answered the Prophet; pointing with a lethargic
  finger towards the staircase; from which; at this moment; arose a
  perfect hubbub of voices。
  〃Come on!〃 cried the policeman。
  〃Why?〃 asked the Prophet。
  〃Why! you're a nice un; you are! Why! And nab 'em; of course!〃
  〃You think it would be wise towhat was the wordnab them?〃 inquired
  the Prophet。 〃You really think so?〃
  〃Well; what am I here for then?〃 said the policeman; with angry irony。
  〃Oh; if you prefer;〃 rejoined the Prophet; civilly。 〃Nab them by all
  means。 I shall not prevent you。〃
  The policeman; who was an active and industrious fellow deserving of
  praise; waited for no further permission; but immediately darted up the
  stairs; and in less than a minute returned with Mrs。 Merilliaattired
  in a black silk gown; a bonnet; and an Indian shawl presented to her on
  her marriage by a very great personagein close custody。
  〃Here's one of 'em!〃 he shouted。 〃Here; you lay hold of her while I
  fetch the rest!〃
  And with these words he thrust the Prophet's grandmother into one of
  his hands; the broken truncheon into the other; and turning smartly
  round; again bounded up the stairs。
  In a famous poem of the late Lord Tennyson there is related a dramatic
  incident of a lady whose disinclination to cry; when such emotion would
  have been only natural; was overcome by the presentation to her of her
  child。 A somewhat similar effect was produced upon our Prophet by the
  constable's presentation to him of his honoured grandmother。 The sight
  of her reverent head; surmounted by the bonnet which she had assumed in
  readiness to flee from the house which she could no longer regard as a
  homethe touch of her delicate handthe flutter of her so hallowed
  Indian shawlthese things broke down the strange calm of her devoted
  grandson。 Like summer tempest came his emotion; and; when the policeman
  presently returned with Malkiel the Second and Madame nabbed by his
  right and left hands; and followed by Lady Enid and the weeping Mrs。
  Fancy; he was confronted by a most pathetic tableau。 The Prophet and
  Mrs。 Merillia were weeping in each other's arm's while Sir Tiglath and
  Gustavusjust returned to consciousnesswere engaged in examining the
  proceeding with puppy dog's eyes。
  Over the explanations that ensued a veil may be partially drawn。 One
  lifted corner; however; allows us to note that Sir Tiglath Butt; having
  come upon Madame hidden behind a bin of old port in the Prophet's
  cellar; had been seized by a desire not to alarm a lady so profound
  that it prompted him to hurry to the butler's pantry; and to seek
  concealment in the very cupboard which already contained Malkiel the
  Second。 On perceiving that gentleman perched upon the loving…cup; and
  protected by candlesticks; sugar basins; teapots and other weapons; the
  astronomer's anxiety to become a murderer apparently forsook him。 At
  any rate; he passed through the plate…glass of the window rather
  hastily into the area; where; as we know; he received the solicitous
  attentions of the policeman who had served as an intermediary between
  the Lord Chancellor's second cookwhose supper of dressed crab had
  caused so much confusionand the supposed Mr。 Ferdinand。 Malkiel the
  Second; finding himself discovered; took to the open just as Madame
  fled forth from the cellar; to be overtaken by the very natural
  misconception that she was about to become the victim of a husband
  whose jealousy had at length caused him to assume his /toga virilibus/。
  Perhaps it was Sir Tiglath's throwing off of the said garment which
  caused Lady Enid to throw him over。 At any rate; she eventually married
  Mr。 Robert Green and made him a very sensible wife。
  The Malkiels returned to the Mouse; where they still live; and still
  carry on a certain amount of intercourse with architects and their
  wives。 From time to time; however; they attend the receptions at
  Zoological House; and a rumour recently ran through the circles of the
  silly to the effect that they had been looking at a house not far from
  the Earls Court Station; with a viewit is surmisedof removing to
  more central districts。
  They are no longer on terms with the Prophet。
  He has retired from business and put down his telescope once and for
  all; recognising that prophecy is a dangerous employment; and one
  likely to bring about the very evils it foreshadows。 Calmly he dwells
  with his beloved grandmother in the Berkeley Square; which has received
  them once more into its former favour。 Sometimes; at night; when the
  sky is clear; and the bright stars; the guardian stars; keep watch over
  his aristocratic neighbourhood; he draws aside the curtain from the
  drawing…room window and glances forth at Mercury and Uranus; Jupiter;
  Saturn and Venus。 And when his eyes meet their twinkling eyes; he
  exchanges with themnot a question and answer; not a demand for unholy
  information and a reluctant reply; but a serene; gentlemanly and
  perfectly decorous good…night。
  End