第 122 节
作者:青涩春天      更新:2022-07-12 16:22      字数:9322
  on the watch for Allan and Neeliereached her customary post of
  observation in the park; by the usual roundabout way。
  She was a little surprised to find Neelie alone at the place of
  meeting。 She was more seriously astonished; when the tardy Allan
  made his appearance ten minutes later; to see him mounting the
  side of the dell; with a large volume under his arm; and to hear
  him say; as an apology for being late; that 〃he had muddled away
  his time in hunting for the Books; and that he had only found
  one; after all; which seemed in the least likely to repay either
  Neelie or himself for the trouble of looking into it。〃
  If Miss Gwilt had waited long enough in the park; on the previous
  Saturday; to hear the lovers' parting words on that occasion; she
  would have been at no loss to explain the mystery of the volume
  under Allan's arm; and she would have understood the apology
  which he now offered for being late as readily as Neelie herself。
  There is a certain exceptional occasion in lifethe occasion of
  marriageon which even girls in their teens sometimes become
  capable (more or less hysterically) of looking at consequences。
  At the farewell moment of the interview on Saturday; Neelie's
  mind had suddenly precipitated itself into the future; and she
  had utterly confounded Allan by inquiring whether the
  contemplated elopement was an offense punishable by the Law? Her
  memory satisfied her that she had certainly read somewhere; at
  some former period; in some book or other (possibly a novel); of
  an elopement with a dreadful endof a bride dragged home in
  hystericsand of a bridegroom sentenced to languish in prison;
  with all his beautiful hair cut off; by Act of Parliament; close
  to his head。 Supposing she could bring herself to consent to the
  elopement at allwhich she positively declined to promiseshe
  must first insist on discovering whether there was any fear of
  the police being concerned in her marriage as well  as the parson
  and the clerk。 Allan; being a man; ought to know; and to Allan
  she looked for informationwith
  this preliminary assurance to assist him in laying down the law;
  that she would die of a broken heart a thousand times over;
  rather than be the innocent means of sending him to languish in
  prison; and of cutting his hair off; by Act of Parliament; close
  to his head。 〃It's no laughing matter;〃 said Neelie; resolutely;
  in conclusion; 〃I decline even to think of our marriage till my
  mind is made easy first on the subject of the Law。〃
  〃But I don't know anything about the law; not even as much as you
  do;〃 said Allan。 〃Hang the law! I don't mind my head being
  cropped。 Let's risk it。〃
  〃Risk it?〃 repeated Neelie; indignantly。 〃Have you no
  consideration for me? I won't risk it! Where there's a will;
  there's a way。 We must find out the law for ourselves。〃
  〃With all my heart;〃 said Allan。 〃How?〃
  〃Out of books; to be sure! There must be quantities of
  information in that enormous library of yours at the great house。
  If you really love me; you won't mind going over the backs of a
  few thousand books; for my sake!〃
  〃I'll go over the backs of ten thousand!〃 cried Allan; warmly。
  〃Would you mind telling me what I'm to look for?〃
  〃For 'Law;' to be sure! When it says 'Law' on the back; open it;
  and look inside for Marriageread every word of itand then
  come here and explain it to me。 What! you don't think your head
  is to be trusted to do such a simple thing as that?〃
  〃I'm certain it isn't; 〃 said Allan。 〃Can't you help me?〃
  〃Of course I can; if you can't manage without me! Law may be
  hard; but it can't be harder than music; and I must; and will;
  satisfy my mind。 Bring me all the books you can find; on Monday
  morningin a wheelbarrow; if there are a good many of them; and
  if you can't manage it in any other way。〃
  The result of this conversation was Allan's appearance in the
  park; with a volume of Blackstone's Commentaries under his arm;
  on the fatal Monday morning; when Miss Gwilt's written engagement
  of marriage was placed in Midwinter's hands。 Here again; in this;
  as in all other human instances; the widely discordant elements
  of the grotesque and the terrible were forced together by that
  subtle law of contrast which is one of the laws of mortal life。
  Amid all the thickening complications now impending over their
  headswith the shadow of meditated murder stealing toward one of
  them already from the lurking…place that hid Miss Gwiltthe two
  sat down; unconscious of the future; with the book between them;
  and applied themselves to the study of the law of marriage; with
  a grave resolution to understand it; which; in two such students;
  was nothing less than a burlesque in itself!
  〃Find the place;〃 said Neelie; as soon as they were comfortably
  established。 〃We must manage this by what they call a division of
  labor。 You shall read; and I'll take notes。〃
  She produced forthwith a smart little pocket…book and pencil; and
  opened the book in the middle; where there was a blank page on
  the right hand and the left。 At the top of the right…hand page
  she wrote the word _Good。_ At the top of the left…hand page she
  wrote the word _Bad。_ 〃 'Good' means where the law is on our
  side;〃 she explained; 〃and 'Bad' means where the law is against
  us。 We will have 'Good' and 'Bad' opposite each other; all down
  the two pages; and when we get to the bottom; we'll add them up;
  and act accordingly。 They say girls have no heads for business。
  Haven't they! Don't look at melook at Blackstone; and begin。〃
  〃Would you mind giving one a kiss first?〃 asked Allan。
  〃I should mind it very much。 In our serious situation; when we
  have both got to exert our intellects; I wonder you can ask for
  such a thing!〃
  〃That's why I asked for it;〃 said the unblushing Allan。 〃I feel
  as if it would clear my head。〃
  〃Oh; if it would clear your head; that's quite another thing! I
  must clear your head; of course; at any sacrifice。 Only one;
  mind;〃 she whispered; coquettishly; 〃and pray be careful of
  Blackstone; or you'll lose the place。〃
  There was a pause in the conversation。 Blackstone and the
  pocket…book both rolled on the ground together。
  〃If this happens again;〃 said Neelie; picking up the pocket…book;
  with her eyes and her complexion at their brightest and best; 〃I
  shall sit with my back to you for the rest of the morning。 _Will_
  you go on?〃
  Allan found his place for the second time; and fell headlong into
  the bottomless abyss of the English Law。
  〃Page 280;〃 he began。 〃Law of husband and wife。 Here's a bit I
  don't understand; to begin with: 'It may be observed generally
  that the law considers marriage in the light of a Contract。' What
  does that mean? I thought a contract was the sort of a thing a
  builder signs when he promises to have the workmen out of the
  house in a given time; and when the time comes (as my poor mother
  used to say) the workmen never go。〃
  〃Is there nothing about Love?〃 asked Neelie。 〃Look a little lower
  down。〃
  〃Not a word。 He sticks to his confounded 'Contract' all the way
  through。〃
  〃Then he's a brute! Go on to something else that's more in our
  way。〃
  〃Here's a bit that's more in our way: 'Incapacities。 If any
  persons under legal incapacities come together; it is a
  meretricious; and not a matrimonial union。' (Blackstone's a good
  one at long words; isn't he? I wonder what he means by
  meretricious?) 'The first of these legal disabilities is a prior
  marriage; and having another husband or wife living' 〃
  〃Stop!〃 said Neelie; 〃I must make a note of that。〃 She gravely
  made her first entry on the page headed 〃Good;〃 as follows: 〃I
  have no husband; and Allan has no wife。 We are both entirely
  unmarried at the present time。〃
  〃All right; so far;〃 remarked Allan; looking over her shoulder。
  〃Go on;〃 said Neelie。 〃What next?〃
  〃 'The next disability;' 〃 proceeded Allan; 〃 'is want of age。
  The age for consent to matrimony is; fourteen in males; and
  twelve in females。' Come!〃 cried Allan; cheerfully; 〃Blackstone
  begins early enough; at any rate!〃
  Neelie was too business…like to make any other remark; on her
  side; than the necessary remark in the pocket…book。 She made
  another entry under the head of 〃Good〃: 〃I am old enough to
  consent; and so is Allan too。 Go on;〃 resumed Neelie; looking
  over the reader's shoulder。 〃Never mind all that prosing of
  Blackstone's; about the husband being of years of discretion; and
  the wife under twelve。 Abominable wretch! the wife under twelve!
  Skip to the third incapacity; if there is one。〃
  〃 'The third incapacity;' 〃 Allan went on; 〃 'is want of reason。'
  〃
  Neelie immediately made a third entry on the side of 〃Good〃:
  〃Allan and I are both perfectly reasonable。 Skip to the next
  page。〃
  Allan skipped。 〃 'A fourth incapacity is in respect of proximity
  of relationship。' 〃
  A fourth entry followed instantly on the cheering side of the
  pocket…book: 〃He loves me; and I love himwithout our being in
  the slightest degree related to each other。 Any more?〃 asked
  Neelie; tapping her chin impatiently with the end of the pencil。
  〃Plenty more;〃 rejoined Allan; 〃all in hieroglyphics。 Look here:
  'Marriage Acts; 4 Geo。 IV。; c。 76; and 6 and 7 Will。 IV。; c。 85
  (_q_)。' Blackstone's i